Feral & fabulous — and not apologizing for it. This raccoon is living its best life and it wants the same for you.
This handcrafted emotional support raccoon is laser cut from real hardwood and engraved with a sign you can make entirely your own. A fan favorite for the chaotic, the bold, and the unapologetically themselves.
Because each figurine is crafted from genuine hardwood, every piece has its own natural grain, color variation, and occasional character marks. These aren't flaws — they're what make your piece one of a kind.
✦ PERSONALIZATION
To personalize, simply leave a note at checkout with your custom sign message and/or name. Keep text to approximately 30 characters per line for the best fit. Not sure what to say? Keep the original — it's already pretty great.
✦ Size: ~4.5" tall x 3" wide (varies slightly by animal)
✦ Material: Real hardwood
✦ Freestanding on included wooden base
✦ Laser engraved & cut in the USA
✦ Woman-owned small business
✦ Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days
Perfect for raccoon lovers, trash panda enthusiasts, sarcastic gift givers, and anyone who has fully embraced their feral era.
Emotional Support Raccoon — Personalized Laser Cut Hardwood Figurine
Feral & fabulous — and not apologizing for a single thing.
Feral & fabulous — and not apologizing for it. This raccoon is living its best life and it wants the same for you.
This handcrafted emotional support raccoon is laser cut from real hardwood and engraved with a sign you can make entirely your own. A fan favorite for the chaotic, the bold, and the unapologetically themselves.
Because each figurine is crafted from genuine hardwood, every piece has its own natural grain, color variation, and occasional character marks. These aren't flaws — they're what make your piece one of a kind.
✦ PERSONALIZATION
To personalize, simply leave a note at checkout with your custom sign message and/or name. Keep text to approximately 30 characters per line for the best fit. Not sure what to say? Keep the original — it's already pretty great.
✦ Size: ~4.5" tall x 3" wide (varies slightly by animal)
✦ Material: Real hardwood
✦ Freestanding on included wooden base
✦ Laser engraved & cut in the USA
✦ Woman-owned small business
✦ Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days
Perfect for raccoon lovers, trash panda enthusiasts, sarcastic gift givers, and anyone who has fully embraced their feral era.
